what the fuck am i reading
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
what the fuck am i reading
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
(Source: snack-eater)
“Old Economy Steve”
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’
I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
(Source: uncomfortableconfusion)