kingdomlamers:

what the fuck am i reading 

(Reblogged from kingdomlamers)

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

(Reblogged from dystopiamachine)

gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

(Reblogged from dystopiamachine)

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

(Reblogged from phoenix-downey)

(Source: snack-eater)

(Reblogged from phoenix-downey)

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

(Reblogged from dystopiamachine)
pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

(Reblogged from fahrlight)
drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

(Reblogged from fahrlight)

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.

(Reblogged from itsmemorized)
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(Reblogged from wheeluh)

radiationdude:

DC Bombshells by Art Lucia

(Reblogged from fahrlight)